The "Engineer"...

Seriously,i can't even think of life on earth w/o my PC...i can go w/o food,water,peeing for multiple days...but not w/o my PC.And i care more for/about my PC than anything/anybody else....could say i am obsessed with it even!

So,by now you must have figured it out that my PC is my most prized possession and since it means more to me than anything else on god's green earth,the mere thought of some stranger who calls himself an "Engineer" (hahahaha) even touching it w/ a 10 feet pole freaks every living stem cell in my 5 9" 68Kg body.

So in today's blog,i'll try my level best to prove why your friendly neighbourhood computer dealers Engineer is a bl00dy fool....

Alright, i just googled up the exact definition of the word "Engineer" so as to provide some credence to the statements that will follow soon...

"An engineer is someone who practices the engineering profession; a professional practitioner of engineering; someone who uses scientific knowledge to solve practical problems and produce goods for society."


Now,using the method of contradiction,i shall prove that the so called "Engineer" is anything but one.


"An engineer is someone who practices the engineering profession..." ......statement (1)

Ok,that one is just bl00dy obvious....The only profession that the guy who can barely speak english and who himself doesn't know what he's doing and hence tries his level best to avoid/dodge the questions you throw at him practices is,the profession of fooling innocent..nanhe munhe...pyare pyare gullible people..:)..i don't suppose there is any engineering involved in it and hence i say he's NOT an engineer.

"...someone who uses scientific knowledge to solve practical problems and produce goods for society." ......statement (2)

Hahahahahahaha....im sorry...but that was just too much...lol...trying to fit that guy into that definition...lol....:p...this is gonna be good....

Ok,now i will take an example to further substantiate my arguement:

D00D:"Arre,my PC keeps making some weird sound..Buzzz....Boooze...something like that...what could be the problem?"

(Note:I have skipped the part wherein you have to wait for about a week after you actually called the dealer who promises you that the "Engineer" will be at your place the next day at 13.25 Hrs....)

Pseudo Engineer:" .... "

D00D:"Well?...what could be the problem...?"

Pseudo Engineer:"...i (will) check and tell..."

D00D:"Hmmm...."

5...10...15mins go by....and the guy is still checking...how to open the case.
Finally...he manages to open the damn thing...*Drum rolls*

D00D:"...So,problem kya hai?" *Now a lil impatient*

Psuedo Engineer:"Actually i need to make a phone(call) ...i need to ask something..."

D00D:...WT* for!!...you din't even do anything!!

Pseudo Engineer then dials a number...talks to some guy in the office...and then keeps the phone down.

Pseudo Engineer:"Sir, we has(ve) to format (the) PC..."

D00D:"....*stunned*....FORMAT?...KAYKELIYE?..I JUST TOLD YOU SOME SOUND IS COMING....WHY IN THE NAME OF JINGOLALA DO YOU NEED TO FORMAT FOR THAT?"

Pseudo Engineer:"It will works(work) after that sir...."

An hour goes by...the PC is still making the buzzing sound...and the d00d is at his wits end seeing all his data/games/MP3's fly away like the birdie...After the format,the pseudo engineer gets up...scratches his head...kind of perplexed himself hearing the persistant BUZZing...and says..."Another phone(call) i have to make sir..."

D00D:*Rolls eyes*

After the call....

Pseudo Engineer:"Sir,aapka PC mein kuch gadbad hai..."

D00D:".....YOU THINK SO TOO....???..WOW!"

...this cycle goes on...and on...until the PC itself gets frustrated looking at the Pseudo Engineer screwing around and stops buzzing...

Alright,from the above conversation...i came up with this definition of the Pseudo Engineer...

"A Pseudo Engineer is someone who practices the Pseudo Engineering profession; a professional practitioner of Pseudo Engineering; someone who uses his broken english and ability to make phone calls to solve anything but the actual problem and produce much more problems for society."

But this completely contradicts statement (1) and (2) made above.

Therefore,by the method of contradiction..we have proved that the guy your dealer sends over to skroo up your PC is a bumbling baboon belting out broken english and hence is not fit to be called an engineer.


BTW,the problem with the PC was some dust clogging the fan which in turn was causing the buzzing sound...

Bu bye
MyTHun